Do Not Feed The Monkeys

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Apes with unimpeachable morality. ABSOLUTELY unimpeachable.

Good, caring, empathetic... These primates are morally acceptable.

Never trust them: they are the most immoral of all monkeys.

Compulsive collectors. They hold on to everything, absolutely EVERYTHING.

The only primates capable of laying eggs.

Their natural habitats include outer space, dreams and rainy cities.

Generous by nature, they don't let any member of their group go hungry.

They look past appearances: these monkeys look for inner beauty.

They organize themselves around charismatic and slightly genocidal alpha males.

These monkey put the happiness of their offspring before anything else.

They love sports and cleanliness. And, above all, they hate confined spaces.

The most obedient and helpful monkeys: ALWAYS at the service of their keeper.

They have reached the Club's highest level: "The Cage of the Great Primate."

They go crazy over the most extreme emotions on the boob tube.

They like money almost as much as piggybanks do.

Methodical and obsessive: they don't stop until their pencil is worn down to a stub.

Experienced collectors. They have a hard time letting go of anything.

They may communicate in a strange manner, but these apes can be very loving and passionate.

They are crazy about spotlights, flashes and teen-ape actresses.

They hate moving around the jungle on foot.

They transform themselves, howl and change their fur with great ease.

The most creative and talented, although with a certain tendency towards scatology.

Monkeys with a passion for natural selection and the struggle between the species.

Obedient and helpful primates.

Very obedient and very helpful primates.

They belong to the Club's second level: "Amateur Zoologist".

They belong to the Club's third level: "Master in Primatology".

Half ape, half mole: these primates cannot keep their mouths shut.

The most faithful, loyal and discreet primates.

Now you see 'em, now you don't: these are the fastest monkeys in the jungle.

Big fans of maxing out their credit cards without leaving the tree.

Their appetite knows no limits. It's a good idea to keep a mop near them.

Amateur collectors. They always hold on to something as a souvenir.