Death and Taxes

One marker to reap them all

Get all endings

Find the Immortal

Never fully abide by Fate's instructions

Stop existing prematurely

Collect all Desk Spirits

Try all the drinks served at Cerberus' Den

Listen to all of Mortimer’s bar stories

Spin a nonsensical story for Mortimer

Revealed Fate's Plot through loyalty

Asked all questions in first lore Hub

Say that you like ice-cream

Suggest that the afterlife is an eldritch monster dating show

Pissed off the boss' cat

Appeased the boss' cat with a gift

Get a raise

Spare everyone on a single day

Doom everyone on a single day

Spend 10 minutes behind your desk without marking any profiles

Use the Eraser 10 times

Flip the Decision Coin 100 times

Get the fidget spinner to go up in flames

Cram all of your stuff into your desk drawers

Reach critical level on all world parameters simultaneously

Reach Utopian level on all world parameters simultaneously

Drop a single world parameter value at least 2 levels in one day

Increase a single world parameter value at least 2 levels in one day

Visit Mortimer every day

Get all items

Hold over 5000 darksouls

Change your look to regular skull and cape

Choose your appearance for more than 15 minutes straight

Collect all clothes and visages

Spare the guy who likes pineapple on pizza

Doom the guy who likes pineapple on pizza

Get Fired

Knowingly fulfill Fate's plan to end the world

Usurp Fate and take over as the new Fate

Witness the end of the world

Relieve Fate of their duties and ascend as the new Fate

Start a New Game+

Finish the game with lowest chaos in Ecology

Finish the game with lowest chaos in Health

Finish the game with lowest chaos in Prosperity

Finish the game with lowest chaos in Peace

Finish the game with highest chaos in Ecology

Finish the game with highest chaos in Health

Finish the game with highest chaos in Prosperity

Finish the game with highest chaos in Peace

Kill all the developers in credits

Spare all developers in credits

Start the game

Get the most positive ending imaginable

Get the cactus to meow

Score a vague personality in Cerri’s quiz

Score an aggressive personality in Cerri’s quiz

Score a grouchy personality in Cerri’s quiz

Chunk up the Oink Bank

Spin a good story for Mortimer