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Card Racing Simulator: Otterrific Arcade

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Reject Humanity • Assimilate into Simulation ○ Watch Cards Race

Awarded for collecting all other trophies, etc etc. You know the drill. Thanks for playing (err, simulating?) the game!

Master Clairvoyant

Guess correctly 10 times.

Around the Globe

See every racer win in a single game session (does not include "the house").

Oh Baby a Triple

Guess correctly 3 times in a row in a single game session.

Most of the Way There

Move a total of 525 spaces

I Hope You're Using Auto Draw Feature

Move a total of 600 spaces

Please Don't Mash Me Like a Jar of an Egg-Based Delicacy

Move a total of 700 spaces

Welp, I'm Glad That's Over With

Move a total of 777 spaces.

Card Racing Fiend

Guess correctly 5 times.

Observant Racer

Guess correctly 7 times.

Scalie Slithery Sea Serpent

Guess correctly with the snake in a boat whom you may remember from his time hiding behind a mountain for five minutes at a time.

Furry Flight of Fancy

Guess correctly with the feathery dragon who may or may not be on his third round of asset re-use.

Charging Bear... Otter... Thing.

Guess correctly with the otterbear who rode a dragon into battle to save the world from a tyrannical wizard/father-in-law. Wait, what happened to this one?

Ritualistic Home Run

Guess correctly with the angelically possessed baseball who's probably on a watchlist somewhere.

Beginner's Luck

Guess correctly twice in a row in a single game session.

Half Dozen... Tens... ish

Move a total of 125 spaces

Bicentennial

Move a total of 200 spaces

Insert Creative Name Here

Move a total of 325 spaces

You're Still Going Huh?

Move a total of 420 spaces

Lucky Ace

Guess correctly for the first time.

Ace+Deuce

Guess correctly 3 times.

The House Wins

Observe a round end with no winner.

Flip 'Em Over

Move a total of 25 spaces

Keep It Going

Move a total of 50 spaces

The Race is On!

Move a total of 75 spaces