Beat Cop

Platinium

Beginning of a beautiful friendship...

They accept you as you are.

...so go and enjoy some chimichangas.

You love this job, don't you? That's what 250 issued tickets means.

Stealing bubble gum is a serious crime. Catch 50 shoplifters.

After 50 bribes, consider yourself an addict.

Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way

Sometimes that's the only way. At least that's what she said.

Und Ich bin mit my friends from old times.

Could it be real?

I bet people love you after issuing 100 tickets.

That's why you graduated from Police Academy. To catch 20 shoplifters.

Take 20 bribes and be happy. And don't worry.

Because some people just want to watch the world meow.

And can you tell me please how to get to Sesame street?

And remember how to recognize a Western spy!

Just chill out.

He has a large family to support.

...and you just did that!

This is why you should look at ingredients from time to time.

Who knows where it comes from?

If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.

He could have washed his pants, not his brain.

And still some dream about having one.

And let's see what happens. Will PETA intervene?

Sooner or later everyone pays for the sins.

Tell them to volunteer. Tell to drop out of college and join infantry.

This is for movie nerds. Who gets it?

Well done, Mr. Bond.

Hit the street and write 50 tickets.

Who's faster? You or 10 shoplifters?

It's only a bribe if you're caught. Don't get caught 10 times.