Stretch Trophies

Congratulations, human. Your quick thinking saved Earth. Be vigilant, watch the skies, and never forget to stretch.

LOG > You're on the home stretch, now. Get it? - Stretch

LOG > You're a gooey chunk of sentient meat. - Stretch

LOG > Bullying you is highly underrated. - Stretch

LOG > Adding all your thoughts to mine... [DONE] *sigh* Somehow, I know less now. - Stretch

LOG > Trails, nukes, and now seeing two asteroids into the future? What a cheater. - Stretch

LOG > You're sleepy. What's more important? Sleep or saving earth? Right. Sleep. - Stretch

LOG > Quit now! No! If you win, I won't be set on fire. - Stretch

LOG > My friend will spy on you - err *keep an eye* on you. - Stretch

LOG > Slap that telepathy unit on Linda's head. Bet she's thinking about me. - Stretch

LOG > I loathe you. Tell Linda she'll never love again. - Stretch

LOG > Hate to say it, but Custom mode makes you a faster human being. - Stretch

LOG > The human has a nuke. What could possibly go wrong? - Stretch

LOG > You beat level 1. What? You want a cookie? ... Linda liked cookies. *sigh* - Stretch

LOG > Playing with chem trails is perfectly safe. - Stretch